ViceVest Financial

Turn your bad habits into wealth.

Block apps, pay yourself for every slip up, and let ViceVest invest the cash automatically. Even your alarm snooze habit can build a portfolio.

What could your bad habits be worth?

Model your estimated wealth from screen-time penalties, alarm snooze investing, or both combined.

Apps to block

Snoozes per morning

Combined projected value in 20 years

$105,197

Total invested: $29,200

Market growth: $75,997

This model assumes a 12% annual return. The market has returned an average of 23% over the last 3 years.

Pricing & access

Standard monthly

$5/mo

Reference price once the app launches.

Standard yearly

$50/yr

Available after the first 1,000 lifetime spots are claimed.

Join the waitlist

Everyone on the waitlist gets early access before the public launch.

Which feature do you want shipped first?

First 1,000 Only

Waitlist-exclusive offer

Lock in lifetime access for $20

The first 1,000 pre-orders get lifetime access for a one-time $20 payment. Once those spots fill, this deal ends and only annual plans will be available.

Fully refundable until launch.

947 spots remaining53 of 1000 claimed

After 1,000 spots: lifetime access ends → annual plan at $50/yr

Lifetime access → $20

One payment. No subscription ever. First 1,000 only.

Get lifetime access ($20)